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48 – Newcastle (Newcastle, Northern Ireland), Down, Northern Ireland

Required: full-time cook and domestic attendant - free board

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Modified: 01 September 2016

Online: 10 October 2016

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Newcastle (Newcastle, Northern Ireland), Down, Northern Ireland
Gender:
Male
Age:
48
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Balding
Eye colour:
Blue
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Ireland; United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
35 - 47
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body type:
Average; Curvaceous; Full figured
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Secondary; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I'm reasonably intelligent, have a sense of humour, and enjoy the simple things in life like cycling, driving, travel, internet, healthy food, the great outdoors, comedy, laughter, wearing clothes, opening and closing doors and avoiding people I don't like.

I could waffle on here about this and that and how terrific I am in a bid to appear unique and interesting, but I really don't see the point. I'm alright, haven't murdered anyone to date (that I'm aware of, although my memory isn't what it used to be), and that should be sufficient reassurance for any potential applicants.

About his ideal match

Ideal match must be genuine, reasonably attractive, reasonably sane, and proficient in the fine arts of culinary preparation and domestic hygiene. Possession of a sense of humour may assist with not taking anything I say literally, and thus avoiding offence.

More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Philosophical; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Disabilities:
I have none
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Black
Date activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Seafood
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Folk; Heavy Metal; Punk; Rock
Books:
History; Non-fiction
TV programmes:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; News
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Documentary; Horror; Independent
Interests:
Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; Singing
Sports:
Cycling; Hiking; Running; Walking
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Exercising
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
Movie frequency:
Never
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I like animals
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I'm an only child
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Never
Politics:
Socialist
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Honesty:
Very
Feelings about using Belfast Telegraph Dating:
Hopeful