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Online: Sunday

Modified: Wednesday

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Newtownabbey, Antrim, Northern Ireland
Gender:
Male
Age:
62
Star sign:
Capricorn
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Ask me later
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Education:
University
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district BT36 (Newtownabbey)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
48 - 63
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 11" (149cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Most days
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Several ladies have asked if I'm the age I say I am, or if my photos are very old - yes, I am 62; the oldest photo is 3 years (linen jacket). I guess 35 years living in England with no Ulster Fries is responsible ;-)

Oh, and I don't drink, so sadly will have to forgo the "nice glass of red in front of a log fire" that all your profiles talk about - sorry. Looking for somebody who doesn't drink a lot.

What am I... sounds like 15 to 1, doesn't it... I am a warm, intelligent, confident, funny, kind, loving, affectionate, sensitive, but above all honest, loyal and completely monogamous man. I'm looking for a loving, long-term, committed relationship. So, from what you all say in your profiles, I'm exactly what you want ;-)

I'm tall. No, really - many of you have told me that a lot of men lie about this. I'm 6'1" in my bare feet. I smell nice - I shower, and even occasionally use aftershave, if you like it. I brush my teeth. I HAVE teeth. All of them. And lots of hair.

Love nature, birdsong, the changing seasons, smell of wild flowers (most of which I can identify), warm summer days walking in the country. I enjoy the simple things in life, and am not aching to travel the world any more. Though the right person might persuade me :-)

I believe that communication is the foundation of a loving relationship.

I'm young at heart - my friends all seem to be 10 years younger, and they very kindly assure me that some of them look older than I do. I'm looking for someone similar in that respect.

I have a very sharp sense (not sence" please - can nobody on spell?) of humour, which will have you in tears if you get it - or a different kind of tears, probably, if you don't :(

Likes: country walks, wild and rugged places (Ireland), wildlife, good food, good films, Greek islands, nature, Gloucester cathedral, romance.

Dislikes: Harry Hill, mayonnaise, football, orange makeup, Confused.com adverts, shellfish, big tattoos, txt spk (LOL!!!) in anyone older than 14.

About his ideal match

I'm looking for someone who has a bit of depth to her... and I love a girl who likes to dress in a feminine way... dress, stockings, heels etc, at least for evenings out and in :)

Normally I find it natural to take the initiative, and would of course send you a message if I like you... but experience has told me that if your profile is attractive, you will receive dozens of messages, and will quickly lose the will to read through them. So, if you like the look of me, please just add me to your Favourites, and I'll get in touch when I know you're vaguely interested :-)

Update... OK, having had quite a few memos now, please understand that the reason I've included good quality, full length photos of myself is so that you can see what I look like, top to toe; either you'll like what you see or you won't, according to taste. If your profile doesn't have a recent full-length photo, it's less likely I'll respond, unless you're exceptionally interesting ;-)

And... sunglasses? What are you trying to hide???

Not looking for someone older than myself, thanks.

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More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
More physical characteristics
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Fashion sense:
Smart (It's all about quality)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair style:
Short
Body art:
I don't have any
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I'm retired
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a week
TV habits:
I watch television every day
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like animals
Family size:
I'm an only child
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & dislikes
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Honesty:
Extremely